There are few people that even know where the following quote comes from. I came across the email that contained it and felt like posting it for eternity. It still tickles me.

**************************************************************************************

A wanderer of the night, the Dwarf Eppauletted Fruit

Bat eyes a plump fig. A Wanderer of the Night,

the DwarfEppaulettedFruitBat

eyes

a

plump

fig.

I want a bat. ^..^

-Name withheld to protect the innocent